The crass, politicianskewering series has returned, adding the Palantir cofounder to its list of villains: &34;Everything we hold dear could end.&34; South Park
The crass, politician-skewering series has returned, adding the Palantir cofounder to its list of villains: "Everything we hold dear could end."
South Park season 28 premiere shows Peter Thiel hunting down the Antichrist, Trump trying to get Satan an abortion
The crass, politician-skewering series has returned, adding the Palantir cofounder to its list of villains: "Everything we hold dear could end."
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*South Park* has returned after a three-week hiatus — and it's clear the show won't be letting up on its jabs at President Donald Trump, Vice President J.D. Vance, and never-ending TikTok trends.
Wednesday's episode was the first of season 28, a spokesperson confirmed to multiple outlets, abruptly ending the buzzy but short-lived 27th season, which began over the summer. While no explanation was given for why creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone concluded season 27 — which was originally expected to consist of 10 episodes — viewers will get four more episodes this year if they stick to the schedule.
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'South Park' season 28, episode 1.
The new episode, "Twisted Christian," welcomed Palantir co-founder Peter Thiel into the chaos as the story picked up where season 27 left off, with Trump having impregnated Satan.
Thiel visits South Park elementary to preach against the "satanic numerology s---" going on at the school, as the kids have gotten obsessed with the "6-7" craze and are driving their parents and teachers mad. (The real-life trend originated from the song "Doot Doot," by rapper Skrilla in December 2024 and is, in fact, driving parents mad.)
"I'm Peter Thiel and I know about the Antichrist," the tech guru declares in his introduction, a nod to the billionaire's recent lectures on armageddon and the possible identity of the Antichrist.**
Thiel then singles out Cartman, who is so amused by the "6-7" trend that he keeps vomiting whenever it's mentioned, which leads Thiel to believe that he is possessed.**
Thiel explains that, as foretold in Revelation 6:7, the Antichrist lore reveals that God's punishment of Satan after the war in heaven was shrinking his butthole down to the size of a pinhole "so that [he] could never have a butt baby ... until along came Mr. Donald Trump, whose penis is so teeny-teeny-tiny it could actually fit in Satan's asshole."
The size of Trump's penis? Somewhere between 6 and 7 centimeters, of course.
The PayPal cofounder then turns South Park into a surveillance state, commandeering all the students' data to compile a list of cultists.
Meanwhile, Thiel remains in contact with JD Vance, who is determined to stop Satan from giving birth to Trump's demonic spawn. Vance persuades Trump to go to a Planned Parenthood to ask a doctor to perform an abortion on Satan, but unfortunately the doctor explains they'll need someone with expertise to handle the Antichrist.
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Satan and Donald Trump on 'South Park' season 27.
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The doctor recommends that Trump reach out to Thiel, who is in South Park attempting an exorcism on the still-vomiting Cartman (he got there in an Uber that took him around — you guessed it — six or seven minutes). Thiel tells Ms. Cartman that he has to take Cartman to Washington, D.C., and that "everything we hold dear could end" if he doesn't "unlock the secrets he holds."
The episode ends with a cliffhanger, with Thiel set to take Cartman to D.C., where he believes he can help stop the coming of the Antichrist.
Representatives for Trump, Vance, and Thiel did not immediately respond to **'s request for comment on *South Park*'s depiction of them.
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Since returning this year, *South Park* has taken multiple shots at Trump, including portraying him with a tiny animated penis and having him attempt to seduce Satan. Episodes have also targeted Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, the dangers and annoyances of AI tariffs, and, naturally, Labubus.
The show's prior depiction of Trump drew an incendiary reaction from the White House, who told EW in a statement, "The left's hypocrisy truly has no end — for years they have come after *South Park* for what they labeled as 'offense' content, but suddenly they are praising the show."**
White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers later added that "just like the creators of *South Park*, the left has no authentic or original content" to offer.**
Future episodes of *South Park *are scheduled to air every two weeks through Dec. 10.
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